Hi. Welcome to my website and thanks for visiting!
I’m new to the whole website construction thing, so I apologise for any weirdness you may encounter browsing around. Please bear with me over the next few months as I add content and sort stuff out. Hope you find something here that interests you.
And here’s a gratuitous radiograph of a pregnant turtle to get you started.
My five year old son is completely obsessed with LEGO. The other day he presented me with this.
What can I say? At least it’s an improvement on the truck he made to carry around disarticulated heads.
I said I’d never do it, but here I am, having a big fight with my computer and trying to get this website up and running. Completely ignoring technology for the past ten or so years really hasn’t paid off and now the widgets are getting their revenge. For the record, I hate widgets, and child-themes, and Google Fonts, and plugins. If I have to write any code, someone is going to die